I’m actually scared about heading to Dubai because whilst my life is practically perfect here; I fear Dubai may be better than perfect.
I’m sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore.
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| — | Sebastian Valmont; Cruel Intentions (via jordanrien) |
Hate to rain on everyone’s parade but:
Yes Robin is the bride but Ted also said “Which brings us to the story of a wedding day that went horribly wrong“…
And Ted then went on to tell the story of how he ran off with Victoria on her wedding day.
That’s sounds like a wedding day that went horribly wrong
No he said this just before a clip of them at Barney and Robin’s wedding. The line actually goes “Which brings us to the story of a wedding day that went horribly wrong. Uncle Barney was getting married. How the hell did we get there?”.
However, he does then go on to explain exactly how they did get there, which involves the story of him and Victoria so it really could be taken as either.
